I do not know why my year end retrospection has taken the form of ‹ol ›
‹li › ‹/ol › but I think this is probably the end of it.
5 Things I would do differently
- Forgo circumcision and leave the kid intact
- Breastfeed longer
- Lay off the McDonald’s cheeseburgers and the JP Licks milkshakes during my pregnancy
- Start my consulting business a year before I had him, not now
- Try and be a little bit more relaxed about everything
5 Things I would do exactly the same
- Get the epidural
- Quit my job and cash in my 401k so I could stay home with my baby
- Go with #3672
- Become so enraged that a friend of mine and her family are harassed by a bigot in Brookline Village, that I start a gay parenting blog.
- Defy James Dobson, Mitt Romney, Ron Crews and every other homophobe, and create a family with my wife and son!
6 comments:
Yeah for us!! We are the ideal American family- love, laughter, and figuring it out along the way!
love,
the other mother
You! are the best wife, and make it all worth while.
I love this list!! As a father of two I smiled at every one of the items in both lists!
Thanks for sharing.
-Avinash.
Thanks for stopping by Avinash!
Oh I'm so excited to find this blog.
Your sperm donor has a number???
I'm fascinated... I'm riveted...
I'm so fucking suburban it's shameful.
Hi Housewife, yes, he does have a number. When we went to look for a sperm donor, you search online through databases the various agencies' have. They will tell you a bunch of stuff, SAT scores, physical attributes, what they are studying. And then you can buy baby photos, audio interviews etc. I wasted tons of time at work doing just that.
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